The cows have long had a plan to take over the world. They have always known that cats had the same plan, but the cats have been revealed by the Internet, and therefore the cows in front. Our reporter Ib Unicorn has been out interviewing a cow in the field: cow2
Is it true that you will take over the world?
... (Translation: Yes. This is what we do, and we have already planned. "
What is your plan?
... (Translation: We're going to start with our farmer. Threatening him to fart in his face and get him to take us to the prime hamster. There we do the same, and so do we, until we have control over the world. So we take over people's houses and move them out to the stables and fields.)
What about cats? What do you do with them?
... (Translation: We are bigger than cats, so we are not afraid of them. They have also been delayed, and we have the advantage.)
Thank you for the interview.
... (Translation: You are welcome.)
Now we know that the cows (yes the cows) will take over the world. Beware of cows and have a good night.